Halloween Hoooowler

All you discerning doggies out there will of course know that Halloween happened a couple of months ago but paw on heart it has taken me this long to gather myself together after the sheer trauma of the event. By that I mean the dreaded doggy Halloween party. Well I got the invite natch – but does it mean I have to go? According to Mum it does and not only did I have to go I had to dress up!!! Me, who hates wearing coats, sweaters, anoraks – whatever. If it goes on my fur I’m gonna hate it. This is especially true of Halloween costumes.

Sometimes I swear my Mum understands every word I say and there are other times when I am just as sure she ignores me. What part of a wee frowny, furry, red face says ‘hey Mum let’s dress me up as a snowman?’ None right? Of course right. But my Mum has a mind of her own sometimes so I was squeezed (most unflatteringly) into a ridiculous snowman outfit and patrolled out to the party.

Pity the Diva was indisposed coz it was right up her street whereas I just stood growling in a corner along with Dracula the Chihuahua and a Pirate Pit-bull whilst two Poodle Witches and a Fairy Labrador struck some seriously unattractive canine poses.

Parents will be parents though and there is nothing I can do about my Mum. Now its winter she has a whole range of coats which I have to be swaddled in before I can go over the door. If you see a small red waddling dachshund with a wee frowny face coming towards you in the street, please don’t laugh however much you want to – it will probably be me.

Until next week. Love & leggies. Nutty x



About nuttyboomboom

I am a miniature dachshund, I live with Mum & Dad in rural Ayrshire and have a variety of interests including - first and foremost - the sooky (at which I am a bit of an expert), guarding things, squeak toys and cushions. I have an opinion on just about everything and I am a founder member of the Canine Advanced Training Society (CATS) which is a voluntary organisation offering help and advice to other anipals who are demented by stubborn and ill-trained owners.

2 responses to “Halloween Hoooowler

  1. Diva

    Can i borrow the costume????????? Luv Diva

  2. Aunty Hec

    Nice story Mr Nutz. Shame about the outfit tho. Get that woman under control!!

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