1) You want your free time to be… free
2) You like rain and welly walkies – we don’t
3) You want to dress us up in coats and sparkly jumpers (maybe that one is just me)
4) You like watching TV or reading a book undisturbed – it is usually at these times we want to play with you
5) You object to giving us 100% attention 24/7 – that is the least we require
6) You object to receiving 100% attention 24/7 – we love you so much
7) You have any other passion which may take your attention away from us – won’t do at all
8) You object to piles of blankys and squeaks all around the house – makes a house a home
9) You are unwilling to share your bed, your bath or your dinner plate – selfish we call it
10) You do not wish on-tap sookiness and snuggles – who could resist?
If however you comply fully with all of the above then I am delighted to inform you that you are now ready for your very own life-enhancing dachshund. Congratulations!
Till next time. Love & leggies, Nutty x
Dad enjoying a sooky – resistance is futile…