Don’t Share Your Life with a Dachshund If…

1)    You want your free time to be… free

2)    You like rain and welly walkies – we don’t

3)    You want to dress us up in coats and sparkly jumpers (maybe that one is just me)

4)    You like watching TV or reading a book undisturbed – it is usually at these times we want to play with you

5)    You object to giving us 100% attention 24/7 – that is the least we require

6)    You object to receiving 100% attention 24/7 – we love you so much

7)    You have any other passion which may take your attention away from us – won’t do at all

8)    You object to piles of blankys and squeaks all around the house – makes a house a home

9)    You  are unwilling to share your bed, your bath or your dinner plate – selfish we call it

10) You do not wish on-tap sookiness and snuggles – who could resist?

If however you comply fully with all of the above then I am delighted to inform you that you are now ready for your very own life-enhancing dachshund. Congratulations!

Till next time. Love & leggies, Nutty x

Nutty 011

Dad enjoying a sooky – resistance is futile…


About nuttyboomboom

I am a miniature dachshund, I live with Mum & Dad in rural Ayrshire and have a variety of interests including - first and foremost - the sooky (at which I am a bit of an expert), guarding things, squeak toys and cushions. I have an opinion on just about everything and I am a founder member of the Canine Advanced Training Society (CATS) which is a voluntary organisation offering help and advice to other anipals who are demented by stubborn and ill-trained owners.

4 responses to “Don’t Share Your Life with a Dachshund If…

  1. Aunty Hec

    Well, it’ll not just be me you’ve bowled over with today’s words Nutty. I think many of your followers will be wanting to welcome a little daxy into their lives after reading your lovely piece.

  2. gorgeous Nutty, you have us all wanting a sooky

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